we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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