Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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