Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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