What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Randomize
