If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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