i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
My pussy is not your playground.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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