Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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