East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i dont even know how to be here
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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