i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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