Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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