would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
