But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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