How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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