we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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