Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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