I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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