are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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