we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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