I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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