why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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