you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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