Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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