Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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