just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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