He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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