did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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