Fuck appropriateness.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
