Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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