Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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