My hair reeks of homosexuality.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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