I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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