I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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