this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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