Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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