O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I need to align my fucking chakras
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