Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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