May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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