I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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