I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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