I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
