Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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