on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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