just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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