ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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