Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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