I can't watch pbs sober anymore
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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