Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Those nachos came to me in a dream
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
