A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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