I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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