Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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