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say what?
wanna hang out?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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