Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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